Princess Birthday Party

Once upon a time, in the suburbs lived a princess. She hosted a birthday party for all her friends and family. . . .

Even some knights showed up in their best preppy casual attire.

The tables were adorned with plastic jewels from the party store. . .

. . . and carnations. For the mother was cursed with a black thumb and could only keep carnations alive. Roses all died in her care.

All the princesses made bejeweled headpieces out of plastic headbands, rhinestones, and glue dots.


The princesses mother was known to be a little crazy. She stayed up to the wee hours of the night gluing rhinestones to plastic forks. . .


. . . she also hand glittered all the letters for the birthday banner.


Small tea sandwiches were served on plates adorned with tulle and rhinestones.

Even a special cake was made by the royal family baker, Auntie Susan. She went to great lengths to make the cake, even the crown was edible.

And they all lived happily ever after. Even their son who refused to be in the picture and locked himself in the bathroom.

The End